Dear Burger King,
Although I sincerely appreciate you trolling the man who can’t spell Hamburgers correctly, and have enjoyed your food in the past, due to the government shutdown, and our food not being safely inspected, along with not buying ANY fresh produce such as lettuce and tomatoes from the grocery store, and being super careful about ground beef, I am not going to be eating any take out burgers from your fine establishment, or any other burger joint. I am sorry about this, but the risk of getting E.Coli from tainted food right now is just too great. I am a grandmother who wants to see her grandchildren growing up, and not wind up 6 feet under, or a pile of ashes, because of a hamburger.
I understand this is not your fault. However, until our government reopens, and food inspections once more begin I am going to be doing every single thing I can to avoid being killed by what’s on my table, or yours. With each day that passes where our food is not being inspected the risk of that happening increases. I sincerely hope this shutdown ends soon so that American citizens no longer have to worry our food killing us before a terrorist or illegal immigrant can.
As much as I love shopping with you, and how you support local farmers and ranchers, and as fond of salads as I am, due to the fact our government is shutdown, and our food is not being inspected, I no longer feel comfortable buying ANY fresh produce that cannot be thoroughly cooked first. I’m sorry things have come to this, but I want to see my grandchildren grow up, not wind up dead because I ate a salad that is suppose to be good for me.
I fully understand this situation is not your fault. But, until food inspection begins again, I feel as if this is really my only option when it comes to eating healthy. After all, salads containing E.Coli are hardly healthy, and the risk of them containing E.Coli increase every day that our food is not being inspected.
I’m also extremely uneasy about buying ground beef and poultry for that matter. I’m currently researching if cooking these meats thoroughly does eliminate the risk of food poisoning from them. No, I’m sorry, but I’m not just going to take your word that doing so will eliminate it. You have what is called a vested interest in telling me that, so....
Anyway, again, I’m sorry things have come to this, but as I said, I do want to see my grandchildren grow up when my son, who is in the AF, finally returns to this country with his family. At least right now I don’t have to worry about them dying from the food they eat in England. Let’s hope this shutdown ends soon, and American citizens can cease to wonder if what’s on our table is going to kill us before any terrorist or immigrant does.
This one is for all the online lotharios, predators, and others who send DMs to me on social media.
First of all, NO, I do not want to see your dick pic. Honey, I am 60 years old, with a grown son. Which means that at some point, yes, I have already seen a dick, or I wouldn’t have my kid. Plus, having survived the sexual revolution of the 70’s, been a good soldier in it, AND was around during the heyday of chat, I’ve already seen more dicks, and pics of dicks than you can shake your dick at. Yours, is not going to send me into an orgasmic frenzy. Trust me on this. It takes a hell of a lot more than just a dick, much less a pic of a dick, to do that to me.
Now, listen carefully to this warning. You do NOT want to fully explore my little mind. Along with some black holes others have gone down while screaming for help, the shit that can be going through my mind at any given moment is enough to send hardened psychopaths running for cover.
For the love of everything! Do NOT try to shock me with sexual innuendos or even outright vulgarity because when the dust finally settles, you are going to be the one with your jaw on the floor. I am a well drillers daughter born and bred in the oil field. I also went to parties in the 70’s I had to be careful of not tripping on people fornicating all over the place while making my way to the bathroom. Only to discover fornicating people in bathroom when I got there. Then, the wonderfully wanton world of chat opened up to me. Man, did I have some fun there! And to top it all off, I also dabble in writing hardcore erotica.
Which leads me to say that honestly, if you are an upstanding, good Christian man, in or out of the military, who is shy at first, but fun once you get to know him, what in the cornbread hell are you doing even THINKING about sending the likes of me a private message expressing a desire to get to know me better. You should be doing what your Christian mother told you to, and avoiding women like me. Now Shoo!
From the very beginning of this nightmare I have been pissed at the Press for NOT holding Trump accountable for the many lies he has told. They have labeled those lies everything BUT lies. They have REFUSED to really push for answers at his Pressers. And now, when Acosta FINALLY fucking refuses to give up the microphone and really PUSHES for an answer, people are like, “Oh well he went too far.” Fuck that! NO he didn’t go too far. Not with what is currently happening. You don’t back off, you don’t bow down to Dictators. And that is EXACTLY what Trump is acting like, especially in regards to the press.
Just before the midterms we were inundated with stories about a “Dangerous Caravan of Rapists and Murderers” headed our way. Troops were sent to the border, even though the caravan is hundred of miles away, and they are ON FOOT. Many of us called that exactly what it was, a fucking publicity stunt. And now, the midterms are over, the name of operation has been changed, and suddenly, CRICKETS from the Prez and the media about that caravan.
Voting machines were changing votes in several states. Texas even acknowledged that was happening! Did the media give that the coverage it should have? NO they did NOT. Some, were STILL too busy with the caravan. And afterwards, when Trump was questioned about this, he REFUSED to answer. Even though he shared that video that even Fox finally refused to air because it was too racist even for them.
So, quite frankly, I will damn well defend anybody in the media who actually has the balls to TRY and push for answers right now. Yes, including hanging on to the microphone, and if they get the chance, shoving it in his face! Ya’ll don’t seem to mind that happening with celebrities. Hell, many scream, “More! More! More. They are celebrities so it’s OUR right to KNOW! They are public figures They BELONG to us.” So please, fuck off if it offends you when it happens to the President. After all, he’s the biggest celebrity and public figure in the country right now. So, I have a right to KNOW. Go get him MSM PLEASE! Before we ALL wind up in camps and cages.
Guerrilla Guide to Registering Voters
1. Choose a target. College student unions, bookstores, hang outs.
2. Look up your state's requirements for ID - https://www.vote.org/voter-registration-rules/
3. Print a stack of registration forms for ypur state - links for all states here: https://bluewavecrowdsource.com/news/voter-registration-deadlines
4. Buy stamps and a box of envelopes (grocery store, drug store, usps)
5. Charge a tablet and bookmark https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
5a. In some states, they can vote with their dorm address or choose their home state.
6. At the site. Be brave!
"Hi, I am <name>. Was wondering if you are registered to vote?"
"What state are you from?"
"Where would you like to register, to make your vote count the most?"
If possible help them register online.
If not, help them get the paper form done. If info is missing, try to get them to go finish *right now*.
One stop links:
Register / look up:
Info about all states: